I’ve have forseen the future.

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If someone told me cabbies was making close to $10, 000 every month, I’d tell him to get the fuck out of here. But that’s just me- the peasant brain always thinking and asking questions. But I guess if you were an elite, you would take the figure at face value and not ask ridiculous questions like “How the fuck does a cab driver make $318 everyday?” I guess that’s the difference between an elite and me. Elites are so smart they don’t even have to bother with asking questions, they already know all the answers.

MM Lee is right- you really got to pay good money to get good people. It makes me sleep better at night knowing the people in the government are all working efficiently instead of asking stupid questions like “How the fuck does a cab driver make $318 everyday?”

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I wonder what happens if you book in wearing a tshirt bearing this?

All the elite motivational posters are now available as t-shirts at my shop at cafepress. Feel free to go browse around the shop, it will be updated with more new stuff as time goes by. The t-shirts are also priced lower now since I finally figured out their pricing system.

New bumper stickers are also available