They say blood is thicker than water. Well I’ve got relatives that is thicker than lead- and just as dense as well. Relatives are like pimples and congenital baldness- you don’t get to choose them. Its all luck of the great genetic lottery. Sometimes you get generous ones that gives fat angpows, other times you [...]
As everyone knows, today is Valentine’s Day, so in the spirit of Ebenezer Scrooge- “Bah Humbug!!!”
Here’s my alternative names for Valentine’s Day:
1. Overpriced Roses Day.
2. Overpriced Chocolate Day.
3. Retailer Bullshit Day.
4. Get Into Trouble for Not Buying Overpriced Roses Day.
5. Men’s Declaration of Bankruptcy Day.
6. Restaurant Price Gouging Day.
7. The Don’t Do Anything Special (but you [...]
Dominance War is upon us and I’ve been conscripted into its armies. Blood and vengeance is knocking on our doors.
Ferret out the pappy internet goon squad and wreak havoc upon their pathetic souls.
Ok so much for the drama, just joking there, please don’t invite me for any tea session. Can?
Actually Dominance War is just an online [...]
There used to be this old furniture shop situated at the bottom of my flat when I was still studying in primary school. Everyday while waiting for the school bus, I would watch this carpenter work on whatever he was working on. I could watch the guy for hours, building a cabinet, a coffee table or a sofa. [...]