The Adventures of Elite Girl

Time to have a laugh. Probably not a nice thing to do, but what the hell. More adventures to follow.

disclaimer: And resemblance to elites living or dead is purely accidental and unintentional.

13 Comments so far

  1. October 26th, 2006

    | 6:23 am

    I think its Ok…U R merely depicting what was said…Thank U…hope she and the father sees this

  2. Comicational
    October 26th, 2006

    | 7:00 am

    Overheard…….

    Infantry: “wahhh….you wear red beret leh…..”

    Commando: “err…yes…I am a commando….”

    Infantry: “wahh that means you are an elite soldier….”

    Commando: “yes you can put it that way….”

    Infantry: “that means you have to be the ones that cheong first….the most garang of all…and maybe die first la…”

    Commando: “we are trained to do that…in a way……”

    Infantry: “then you must kill all in the way…protect us all from the most deadly of forces….clear the frontline for us to pick up the pieces…..do you know that some people no need to do NS while we are here #%@$#%@$% and you are the ones to get the @#%$@^@^#%$….yadayadayadah……”

    Commando (irritated): “what are you driving at infantry soldier?? the reason I am here is because I am trained to have the balls to do what I am trained to do …to lay down my life for the country…..stop lamenting and get on with challenges in army life!!!! Get out of my uncaring elite face infantry!!!”

    Infantry: “wooo that sounds familiar….now that is what I call an elite….”

  3. pubix_pissed
    October 26th, 2006

    | 1:54 pm

    this is not the costume elite girl would wear. elite girl would be decked out in branded apparel no less. the boots of justice would be white elephant leather Louis Buuttong platform elite boots. green boots are for the working class FTs who have no time to wash their yellow rubber boots, and singlets are for us unmotivated wretched masses. you better change the costume else her father would sue for portraying his daughter in non-elite light. the colour coordination for the costume should be all white. super white. chao ji white as they say in china.

  4. jo
    October 26th, 2006

    | 6:23 pm

    looking forward to more adventures of elite bitch, uh, I mean girl.

  5. mr economics
    October 26th, 2006

    | 8:00 pm

    haha… this is a good one!

  6. DK
    October 26th, 2006

    | 10:17 pm

    That is like abit hitting below the belt.

    Well… whatever.

  7. DERT
    October 27th, 2006

    | 6:47 pm

    That is some good work..keep it up.

  8. whatever ppl!
    October 27th, 2006

    | 10:02 pm

    i don’t think wad she said was offensive. i think u ppl tok it too seriously!esp that ken.

  9. October 29th, 2006

    | 11:07 am

    Sir,

    You are creative.

    Do not stop!

    Good job!

  10. October 30th, 2006

    | 6:04 pm

    [...] Update:  For a cartoon series detailing the problems with Wee Shu Min, see The Adventures of Elite Girl. I am personally indifferent. [...]

  11. October 30th, 2006

    | 8:44 pm

    Thunder Thighs? Creative! Most people would go for the mini-mole.

  12. Lim
    December 18th, 2006

    | 1:02 am

    All these while, I have been very supportive towards PAP… cos I feel that their selection on the MPs are very stringent… Till I read this, I will ponder when come to voting…

    Thanks for teaching her a lesson… she is really an ass hole!!!

  13. john cheo
    December 29th, 2006

    | 10:22 am

    so you are angry at wee siew kim and not wee shu min?or are you,in a sense,translating your disdain for her individual comments into swaying your political perspective that will in turn affect the governance of this country,which definitely and obviously exceeds just dealing with the social aspects like curbing elitism,promotion of good asian values amongst the young etc.?

    i think it is scary that you’re placing your sacronsanct democratic voting responsibility and power over ONE incident,albeit one thats been blowned into inappropriate proportions because emotions are thrown into this whirlwind of abusive epithets hurled at this poor 18 yr old.

    to say that she’s an ‘ass hole’ (i quote), you are displaying such contentious attitude toward this event. are you more interested in pulling her down or are you seriously a concerned citizen who will step back and take stock objectively,trace the issue to its core and help think of solutions to help reverse this ill trend of growing elitism? why do you all seem to feel this entire saga is about ONE girl’s comments? why do you all react, rather like a herd of wild and angered animals, so vehemently against her, as if your opponent and sole enemy is WSM, not the entire school of thought that is slowly, but surely creeping into our social fabric? so what if WSM is utterly disgraced and put down into the halls of perpetual social shame? does it rid our society of such multiplying viewpoints in the long term? if you’re a sheer optimist, perhaps you will subscribe to the idealistic doctrine that with such ‘bottom-up, united’ front of opposition toward a supposed ‘fine product of the system propagated by the ruling regime’ by the electorate, actions will be compelled by the govt to actually ameliorate this situation. but if history and the attitude and ability of this govt in power is anything to go by or base our analysis and hopes about, one will conclusively realise that in order of real changes to be made, there must be people willing to change the situation from within. aimless, and solution-less rantings and talk about hated emotions on this alternative media will not be the single most important step to take.

    i look forward to constructive responses by the public, who dared to speak and step forward with such gusto in their opinions decrying WSM. i hope the similar ‘dare’ will resonant once again, to dispell the belief that sporeans are largely pple who will confront challenges and issues ONLY behind the comfort of a screen in an aircon room, sipping tea and with the ipod plugged in stylishly. if you’re convicted enough, you wont just stop there.

    well i have to say, lest anti-WSM personnels start to bemoan the mere existence of my perspective, that im against WSM’s remarks in principle. im not convinced, or even swayed to do so, by the endless streams of comments against WSM which are all complaints and whines;the very first thing WSM highlighted in her blog. i agree her expression was too tough and insensitive. i agree she needed concerned members of the public to respond to her with their 2cents worth. however, ultimately, i do not agree that this entire saga should end without a concrete initial sprouting of a new school of thought and solutions,no matter how inchoate in its extent and intent,to tackle this worrying trend of breeding elitism.

    pls, my bottom line is, you r free to disagree and even hold WSM’s comments with disgust and contempt, but pls also, move on from your ceaseless streams of rheotric and start providing credible sources of solutions.

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